There are advantages to being an Arab!

Al Salamo 3alaikom Wara7mato ALLAH wa Barakatoh


An old Arab lived close to
New York City
for more than 40 years.
One day, he decided that he would love to plant
potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.

His son was in college in
w:st="on"Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail
explaining the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant
potatoes in my garden.
I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help
me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father."
The following
day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father,
please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'the THING.' I love
you, too, Ahmed."



At 4pm the FBI and the
Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart,
searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything.
Disappointed, they
left the house.

The next day, the old man received another e-mail from
his son:
"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can
plant your potatoes.
That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving
son, Ahmed".